Last night I was on the phone with Sue @ RueMouffetard
and I glanced out of my front door and this is what caught my eye.
A baby alligator complete with razor sharp teeth.
I told Sue to hang on because I wanted to get my camera and take a photo. Don't all good bloggers stop and grab their camera in a mini crisis? Then it occurred to me that perhaps the Mama or Papa alligator could be hanging around teaching their little offspring how to terrorize the neighborhood. I quickly hot tailed it back into the house and locked the door. Like a gator can really open a door?
A few minutes later I see my neighbor just sashaying down the block ever so slowly. I bravely opened my door and told her there was an alligator headed in her direction. She took off like a streak of lightening screaming in a high pitched voice with her brand new Hover-Round. I think she burned the motor out on that one as it was smoking and she left burnt tire tracks on the pavement. That alligator achieved in a few seconds what her physical therapist was trying to achieve in years. She jumped out of her chair and was not only walking but she was running . I witnessed a true miracle*( see note below) Hallelujah!
Needless to say I am kicking myself this morning for not capturing that alligator. I could have made a beautiful pair of shoes (think he was only big enough for one shoe).
Or a purse.
I should have soaked that alligator in some buttermilk and dipped him ever so lightly in FLOUR and fried him for dinner. Rumor has it alligator tastes like chicken so who would be the wiser when I served him/her at a blog luncheon. You are all invited.
I could have become a millionaire with an alligator food stand on every corner in every major city across gator territory. I could have made fried gator, baked gator, marinara gator, gator casserole, gator creole, gator grits, gator pickled claws, gator tots and last but not least gator cupcakes. I could have had my own Alligator segment on the Cooking Network and become fat and famous. To quote from a famous movie, "I could have become a contender" competing with my hero Bobby Flay doing an allligator throw down.
Who needs an alligator cupcake mold when I have real alligators to pull apart here on Hilton Head Island.
If you would like to purchase an alligator pull apart baking pan go here
Don't you just want to whip up a batch of alligator cupcakes to scare the heck out of the grands to get back at the parents by having the kids stay up all night saying there are gators in the closets and under the beds?
Do you have any tried and true ALLIGATOR cupcake recipes?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Lemon Raspberry Angel Food Cupcakes
- 1 (16-oz.) package DUNCAN HINES Angel Food Cake Mix
- 24 paper baking cups
- 3/4 cup seedless raspberry jam
- CREAM CHEESE FROSTING
- 1 1/2 (8-oz.) packages cream cheese, softened
- 1/4 cup butter, softened
- 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice
- 1 (16-oz.) package powdered sugar, sifted
- 2 teaspoons lemon zest
- Fresh raspberries
PreparationPrepare Cupcakes: Preheat oven to 325°. Prepare angel food cake batter according to package directions. Place paper baking cups into 2 (12-cup) muffin pans. Spoon batter into cups.
Bake at 325° for 22 to 25 minutes or until a wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool in pans on wire racks 10 minutes. Remove from pans to wire racks, and cool completely (about 30 minutes).
Make a small hole in tops of cupcakes with a knife or end of a wooden spoon. Pipe or spoon about 1 tsp. raspberry jam into centers of cupcakes.
Prepare Frosting: Beat cream cheese and butter at medium speed with an electric mixer until creamy; add lemon juice, beating just until blended. Gradually add powdered sugar, beating at low speed until blended; stir in lemon zest.
Spread Cream Cheese Frosting on tops of cupcakes. Garnish, if desired.
Please visit our hostess Michele at Foodie Friday here
for more recipes.
* Just kidding. My neighbor was actually walking but I thought we could all use a little humor today but she was running like her pants were on fire!
*green gator photo on public photo site.